The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

They Might Be Giants, "Seven Days a Week (I Never Go to Work)" from Here Come the 123s (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:

"On Mondays, I never go to work;
On Tuesdays, I stay at home;
On Wednesdays, I never feel inclined,
Work is the last thing on my mind;
On Thursdays, it'a holiday;
And Fridays I detest;
Oh, it's much too late on a Saturday,
And Sunday is the day of rest…"