The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

Less Than Jake, "Malachi Richter's Liquor's Quicker" from GNV FLA (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary:

"Well, I'm busy making plans
With a flare gun in my hand,
Kerosene soaked through my pants,
The last words of my last stand.
Step off, step back,
'Cause it's a fact that I've got a match
And all my fingers crossed behind my back.

Give me some breathing room,
'Cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse,
Give me some breathing room,
'Cause there's something that I need to prove,
Give me some breathing room,
'Cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse,
And I'm gonna make the evening news!

"I'm gonna make the evening news…"