BCS BS
I will be rooting for the filthy University of Florida Gators to lose tonight's national championship game. Note: I will not be rooting for the hated Ohio State University Buckeyes to win, that it just the unavoidable consequence of Florida's defeat. A necessary evil. Big Ten loyalty is important at bowl time; a victory and national championship for the hated Buckeyes would be far more pleasing to mine eyes than a triumph for the always overrated, perpetually whining ("No one respects us!") Southeastern Conference (SEC).

It should of course be noted that Big Ten loyalty does not extend to the dastardly Michigan State University Spartans, should they ever return to regular post-season play. That scum should be tossed out of the Big Ten to restore the conference to it's rightful number of schools.

Go Big Ten!