The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Less Than Jake, "The Science of Selling Yourself Short" from Anthem (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: If I had a theme song, it would be "Simmer Down" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, but that really might be more entrance music than a real theme song. My truly thematic theme song might well be "The Science of Selling Yourself Short," because I am a superlative scientist.