Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Rebel Black Dot Hallowe'en Song o' Today


"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Nature Trail to Hell" from "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D (The Last Angry Man)

Commentary:
"Coming this Christmas to a theater near you,
The most horrifying film to hit the screen,
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop
And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

"Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends,
Don't spoil the big surprise,
You won't believe your eyes
When you see—

"
Nature Trial to Hell!
Nature Trial to Hell!
Nature Trial to Hell!
Nature Trial to Hell in 3-D!…

"See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap,
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you,
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again
'Til we bring you
Nature Trial to Hell, Part 2.

"So bring the kids along, it's good, clean family fun,
What have you got to lose?
If you like the six o'clock news,
You'll love—

"
Nature Trial to Hell!
Nature Trial to Hell!
Nature Trial to Hell!
Nature Trial to Hell in 3-D!…"

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