Bonus! Anti-Valentine's Song o' the Day

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "Katie" from Medium Rare (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary: Welcome to the meanest, most bitter season of the R.B.D.S.O.T.D.'s whole year, wherein love is a lie & every heart is broken.

"You're just a waste of time to me, Katie,
And you're a waste of time and air and space,
And I've been wasting time on you, Katie,
There isn't any time left I can waste…"