5 Things I Hate That Most People Like*
1. baseball
2. the Olympics
3. Michael Douglas
4. Austin Powers in Goldmember
5. Dave Matthews Band
*or "5 Examples of Most People Not Knowing Their Arse From a Hole in the Ground"

In other news, even sqeaky clean Sammy Sosa has been revealed to be a filthy cheater. Ha! The last good thing about baseball has been corrupted. Now all I need to make my day is for that accursed "sport" to be swallowed up by the earth.

The days are just packed.