Everybody's working for the weekend. Woo and hoo.

Tomorrow, The Game. Michigan-Ohio State, the greatest rivalry in all of sports. And our hopes for victory rest squarely on the shoulders of John Navarre. We're doomed. (Actually, I think we're going to win. Our offense has too many weapons to be completely shut down, even by their formidable defense, whereas their pathetic offense won't make much headway against our tenacious D.) Fuck the Buckeyes, dear readers, fuck the Buckeyes.

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