When the Revolution comes, my army of genetically-engineered Klugmen will impose my will upon Mankind. Is that wrong? People keep asking me when the Revolution will begin, and I keep asking them if they know any geneticists capable of creating an army of super-strong, combat-savvy, fanatically loyal soldiers, all with the head of Jack Klugman. They invariabley say no. Well, there you go. Without my Klugmen, it will kind of be impossible to overthrow society as we know it and begin putting people up against the wall.

But when the Revolution does come, man, a lot of you are in a heap of trouble. Bon Jovi, I'm looking at you.