Remember the Maine!
Perfidious Iberia. If a single American comes to harm by the hand of the avaricious Spaniards, we shall deliver unto them a bloodbath to make the Battle of Manila Bay pale by comparison. If those filthy brigands want a repeat of the Spanish-American War, we shall be only too happy to oblige. Someone rouse Teddy Roosevelt's ghost, we've got Spaniards that need killing!