The Irrevocable Shackles of Matrimony at the Movies
Run, don't walk, to your Netflix queue or neighborhood video rental shoppe and make arrangements to screen the film Confetti, a British mockumentary about that most worthy of subjects: weddings and the madness they engender. Confetti is time well spent.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
The Aquabats!, "Monsters Wedding!" from The Aquabats! vs. The Floating Eye of Death! and Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 1 (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Serendipity!

I missed the sole Mass at Holy Redeemer; so, I celebrated the Feast of All Saints at Holy Family. Boy howdy, they really love their incense over there; they were burning it like it's going out of style. Holy Family is smack dab in the middle of Grand Blanc, and I dearly love Grand Blanc, but I was baptized, received First Communion, gave first confession, and was confirmed at Holy Redeemer; consequently, everything at Holy Family will always appear just a tad askew. Catholicism WOW!

And now for something completely different.

Vigilance is the surest defense against the Dark Bastard. Like most monsters, he is nary so frightening once he is plainly seen. But credit where it is due: he is a crafty, dogged bugger, tirelessly probing for new avenues of attack, ever refining his methods of undermining.