Project MERCATOR
King Tot (Red Patton) was defeated, but not dethroned. Shenanigans are suspected, but relatively innocent shenanigans, more in the realm of ineptitude than corruption. The weighing procedures used by the staff of Bar Louie are neither consistent enough nor precise enough to justify a 0.1 gram margin of victory (roughly half of one tater tot), but it is what it is. Defeated, but not dethroned. King Tot! King Tot! King Tot!

There is a going away party to-night at the Chevy House, involving most of the rascals from last night's Rock the Tot competition. Judging by the last party at the Chevy House, a welcome home party, this should be fun.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Icon for Hire, "The Grey" from Scripted (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"How cold have I become?
I didn't want to lose you by what I done…"