The Rebel Black Dot Party Song of the Day
That Loser That Always Shows Up at the Party with a Guitar, "Oh Sherrie" from Take Me Home Tonight: Motion Picture Soundtrack (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Sometime after midnight, some loser on the porch produced a guitar & proceeded to play the greatest hits of the Beatles. I had murder on my mind, but the better angels of my nature prevailed.

Dialogue from after the mercifully brief performance of "Oh Sherrie":

That Loser: "How you like that?"
Girl: "That was awesome."
Other Girl: "Was really good."
That Loser: "Yeah."
Girl: "I've got goose bumps."
That Loser: "I know."
Other Girl: "I love your sweater."
That Loser: "Thanks."