Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Autobahn

I recently saw "Suit Up" again (U1T UP preceded by a block "S" for the dastardly Spartans, forming SU1T UP), & I have to say that that guy drives like a complete douchebag. Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to try to merge into seventy-mile-an-hour freeway traffic whilst motoring along at only forty-five miles per hour? You murderously incompetent fiend, are you even remotely aware of the train of motorcars you are holding hostage behind you? The sheer number of persons whose lives you are imperiling? This is a cogent reminder that this nincompoop supports the dastardly Spartans of the Michigan Agricultural College (or whatever they are calling themselves this week), which in all likelihood means he can't read above a third-grade level, if at all; gets a headache when trying to perform long division; & is unnaturally fond of barnyard animals. Get off the road, you jerk!

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "She Just Happened" from Pay Attention (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"What just happened? She just happened,
She just happened to cross my mind,
Without warning she crossed my mind,
What just happened to me?…

"From there it went nowhere
And I'm glad it fell apart,
The next thing I remember, here we are.
Not to diminish what it was,
Well, there's no reason to because
Ago it was so long and away it seems so far…"

No comments: