The title "Poetry Smackdown" was devised in the early '00s (pronounced "aughts") by a kinsman, for that curious little newsletter from the halcyon days in Ann Arbor,
The Newsletter. He took inspiration from his disdain for the risible term "poetry slam."
I recently read in
Road & Track or
Car and Driver that Carroll Shelby once dispensed the advice, "Listen to everybody, but do what you want." This of course recalled to mind Kipling's superior expression of the same sentiment, "If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you/But make allowance for their doubting too." Hey, presto! A
Secret Base blog post.
"If—"
by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you cane make a heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!
Bonus! Song of the Day
Michael Caine, "'If—' by Rudyard Kipling" via iTunes (T.L.A.M.)
