The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day!

The Aquabats!, "The Shark Fighter!" from Hi-Five Soup! (Captain Thumbs-Up!)

Commentary:

"I gots me a knife,
A bandana, and a topaz necklace,
Yeah, I'm extremely reckless:
I ride an otter like a motorcycle.
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man.
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man.
I'm not kidding, man…"