On War "We come not with Caesar's legions, but with the arsenal of freedom." - me, yesterday. I said it off the cuff while we were watching ABC's Nightline Special last night, but the Flying Dutchman really liked it. "Where's that from?" "Uh, nowhere, I just said it."

M I K E is back, baby. Plus, I'm thinking about growing a mustache. I know it would look like shit; in fact, I think that's why I want to grow it.