Science!
I was right the first time, I am doomed, though not for the reason I thought. Hyperlink! "Demon duck of doom"? Don't mind if I do. If only I could harness the power of this creature and unleash it upon my unwitting enemies.... It would spell their doom. DOOOOOOOOOOM!

Still, being devoured by a demon duck of doom is better than meeting a moosey fate.