The Magnificent Moustache Malarkey
Day 1: Happy ¡Cinco de Moustache!, everyone!

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Less Than Jake, "Richard Allen George… No, It's Just Cheez" from Hello Rockview (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"Ay yi yi yi,
¡Cinco de Moustache!
The kids that are hip
They grow hair on their lip,
They throw down their razors
And don't give a shit!
Then grow and grow and grow,
So let your moustache show!
Oh yeah!"