Operation ÖSTERREICH — Please Stand By

The Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in has been like a high-subsidized, bird-killing windmill on fire & catastrophically failing. Weigh-ins will resume next Wednesday, 9 October, the anniversary of my baptism.

Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Spam" from U.H.F.: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (Mike Papa Walrus)