I carved me a pumpkin! For about two seconds I toyed with the idea of carving a "punk-kin," but then I realized a) I have no idea how to do that and b) it would be kind of tooly. Kind of real tooly. So, I carved a cycloptic triangular eye and a crooked smile full that old Halloween standard, uneven square teeth. In the many (six? seven?) years since I've carved a jack-o-lantern, I had forgotten how snotlike and repulsive are the insides of a pumpkin. Icky yuck eww. Still, my jack-o-lantern kicks ass!