I'm not celebrating Halloween this year (I could get all dressed up, but then I'd have no place to go), but were I to do so, what costume would I wear? Hmmm. My best costume ever: a gas pump. Whatever your best costume was, mine was better. For it, I won a "Most Unusual Costume" award. Not most creative or most original, most unusual. I have to believe this was a formative experience in my life....