This evening, after the guilty pleasure of Threat Matrix, my dad and I flipped over to the Discovery Channel's Supermassive Black Holes. Science is awesome! Man, I'm tired of the Andromeda Galaxy cramping our style; the Sun isn't supposed to burn out for four or five billion years, but the Andromeda Galaxy is going to collide with home sweet home, the Milky Way Galaxy, in three billions years, killing us all. Those bastards, I want that last billion years! You have no right to kill us off before we are swallowed up by the ever-expanding Sun! There's only one thing to do: declare all-out war on Andromeda! Come on, you apes, you want to live forever? Remember the Maine, er, Milky Way! Charge!

Those smug jackals are going to regret the day they crossed the Milky Way.