A short skirt.
A Gimmes shirt.
A Jones Soda.
Ain't life grand?

Words to live by, my friends. If ever I encountered a girl wearing a Gimmes shirt with a short skirt and she offered me a Jones Soda, I'd ask her to marry me as soon as I'd asked her name.
"Howdy, I'm Mike. What's your name?"
"Um, I'm Fiona."
"Fiona, will you marry me? I will honor you as long as I live."