Raise high the jolly roger, ye scurvy sea dogs, there's piracy afoot.

Correction
Also, I owe you, my dear readers, an apology. I've been misspelling my late Great Granny Gray's, may she rest in peace, maiden name as "Pudaphott." In actuality, her maiden name is properly spelled Puddephatt (pud-uh-foot). If we bring to fruition the BTW plan of pillaging up and down the Los Angeles seaboard in an honest-to-Bog pirate ship, I want to be known as the Dread Pirate Puddephatt.