The Rebel Black D.O.T. Song of the Day
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Stop Draggin' My Car Around" from "Weird Al" Yankovic (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"Took my baby to the local disco,
I was jumpin' like a maniac,
But the owner came and pulled me off the floor,
Then he, he took me to his little office in the back.
He said, 'I really like your Snaggletooth necklace,
Your pants are groovy and your hair's O.K.,
But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Like, wow, I'm sorry, but we towed it away.'

"Stop draggin' my,
Stop draggin' my,
Stop draggin' my car around!"