The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

The Mr. T Experience, "New Girlfriend" from Pounded: The Official Comic Book Soundtrack (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:

My new girlfriend is better than you,
She's got bigger breasts and a higher I.Q.,
And she always knows which fork to use,
And she doesn't always have some lame excuse,
She's a-wigglin' and a-gigglin' and a-bakin' a pie,
And I can tell just by the look in her eye,
That she's never gonna make me have to wonder why,
And we're gonna have a hell of a time!

She's better than you! (Better than you!)
She's better than you! (Better than you!)
She's better than you! (Better than you!)…"