The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

Bombskare, "Cakegate" from A Million Ways to Die (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary:

"Cakegate!
Let's get one thing straight:
If my ideas don't hold weight,
We're gonna litigate!
Cakegate!
In this nanny state,
If my beliefs don't hold weight,
We're gonna litigate!…"