Best thing I've written during an AIM conversation in a while: "Hi, I'm Mike. Um, I'm not really sure if AA is the right group for me, but I really wish I was an alcoholic. Do you folks have any tips?"

Also, in a Genus III showdown yesterday (Saturday night), I bested the Professor 3 games to 2 in Trivial Pursuit. On Friday, I beat Skeeter in single elimination. "I am so smart. S-M-R-T."

Sam, our cat, keeps whining that he wants to be petted, but then he keeps walking out of arm's reach. Dumbass.