Commentary:
"Obviously, it started as a religious tradition, circumcision. But how 'd they even come up with the idea? Were there a bunch of religious leaders gathered & one guy was like, 'Alright, how shall we honor God?'
One was like, 'I say we don't eat pork.'
'I don't know, I like bacon. Anyone got anything else?'
'What if we cut off part of our penis?' (pregnant pause)
'Alright, no pork. We'll go no pork! I WANT THAT MAN REMOVED!'…
"I tell you, those challenges in the Bible took a leap in difficulty there, y'know. 'Don't eat this apple.—Build Me a boat.—Cut off part of your penis!'
'What if I build You two boats?'…"
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