Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Lord's Day

"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Amish Paradise" from Bad Hair Day (The Last Angry Man)

"I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin…

"We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise,
'We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise,
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise,
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise…

"Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure of heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like,
On my knees days and night, scorin' points for the afterlife…"

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