The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day: SKApril XI

We Are the Union, "I'm Working Retail for Christmas" from the I'm Working Retail for Christmas single (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary: Attention all consumer drones: Only eight more shopping months 'til Christmas!

"…I'm working retail for Christmas,
'Cause I play in this ska-punk band."