I wanted to make a long post, but Blogger is fucking up (YET AGAIN) and I don't know when it will stop working entirely.

I don't want the shiftless motherfuckers at the Blogger division of Google dead, oh no. I want them to live long full lives, each of them to die at the ripe old age of eighty-eight. But I also hope they spend every day betwen now and then bleeding from their eyes.