Deep in the Heart of Darkness
Yesterday, I watched the Red Wings defeat the Sharks on Versus, channel 66 on our cable service. Today, channel 66 is the Disney Channel, which was channel 82 yesterday. Today, channel 82 is white noise. USA moved from 85 to 61, and the old 61, some kind of Spanish language music video channel, is gone; Cartoon Network, 84 to 64, old 64, unknown, gone. No more Versus, which means if I want to watch the Red Wings I'll have to sit in a cowboy bar, surrounded by loathsome Texans, and hope one of the TVs is set to Versus rather than NASCAR or cow-tipping or whatever the fuck else these insufferably smug weather pussies watch. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Oh what a difference a day makes. Fucking Texas.