The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
The Aquabats!, "The Shark Fighter!" from Hi-Five Soup! (Captain Thumbs Up!)

Commentary:

"Shark fighter!
Toughest man in the sea!
Shark fighter!
With his wavy blond hair flowing so freely!

"His only goal is a shark casserole,
His only creed is to make sharks bleed,
He is not mean, he's just getting even,
He will not die 'til all sharks cry!

"I gots me a knife, a bandana, and a topaz necklace,
Yeah, I'm extremely reckless,
I ride an otter like a motorcycle,
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man,
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man,
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man,
You know I'm just a—

"Shark fighter!…"