Aaron Burnett, "Narwhal" via iTunes (The Last Angry Man)
Commentary: It's not all memes, internet popularity, & sight gags, being a narwhal.
"Feeds on squid and shellfish, seems to really like his shrimp,
But looking at his blubber you'd have to say he doesn't scrimp.
Must watch out for walruses or a hungry polar bear,
An orca will make a meal of him if he's caught unaware…"