Mustard Plug, "Real Rat Bastard" from In Black and White (The Last Angry Man)
"You told me I'm a real rat bastard,Also, what do we think of the portmanteau "Skatholic"?
I'll telling you I can't deny it's true…
"We're both the same except for you've got class and style.
To get you back I'd walk at least a half a mile.
We're both the same except for poise and charm and grace.
I'd slap the pope just for the chance to see your face…"