Thursday, October 13, 2016

Bonus! Cigarette Girl Song of the Day

The Wombats, "Kill the Director" from The Wombats Proudly Present A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation (The Last Angry Man)

Commentary: Yes, the lack of the Oxford comma in the title is irksome. Instead of presenting a list comprised of the items love, loss, & desperation, the lack of the comma transforms the meaning, so that now love is defined as loss & desperation. Unlettered fiends!

With that necessary business now out of the way, on to the reason this bonus song was selected:
"I've met someone that makes me feel seasick.
Oh, what a skill to have!
Oh, what a skill to have!
So many skills that make her distinctive,
No, they're not mind to have!
No, they're not mine!…

"If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
If this is a rom-com, kill the director, please.

"Carrots help you see much better in the dark.
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart…

"So with the angst of a teenage band,
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand.
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand…"

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