Commentary: I admit, this is getting out of hand. A Project PANDORA post might even be in order.
"Well, I was back at work at nine fifteen,
When a message popped up on my screen,
It said, 'Pick me up at eight forty-five
And we can give it one more try.'
"Now that I'm with her
The whole thing seems a bit absurd,
But she never fails to tell the tale
Of the time she had to post my bail.
"And for giving me a second chance
I'm forever in her debt.
Since the night I can't remember,
She's the girl I won't ever forget."