The Rebel Black Dot Work Sucks Song o' the Day

"Weird Al" Yankovic, "First World Problems" from Mandatory Fun (The Last Angry Recluse)

Commentary:

"Some idiot just called me up on the phone,
What?! Don't they know how to text? O.M.G!

"I got—
First World, First World problems!
(First World problems!)
First World, First World problems!
(First World problems!)
First World, First World problems!…"

My specific First World problem is not that someone rang my mobile, but that I was deluged with a series of text messages, to which I replied with a request for a pause in communication so I could catch up; my interlocutor sympathized & wrote that my position was very understandable. She then resumed the deluge unabated.