Bonus! Song o' the Day

Reel Big Fish, "Scott's a Dork" from Why Do They Rock So Hard? (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary:

"We like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust,
I love her and she loves everyone,
Said she likes my band, but I don't even like my band,
I love her and she loves everyone (uh uh)…

"Now she's walkin' out the door,
I don't need her anymore,
I love her!"