Thursday, July 14, 2022

The Rebel Black Dot Girl Trouble Song o' the Day

Jimmy Soul, "If You Wanna Be Happy" from If You Wanna Be Happy (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: She's beautiful, so beautiful I'm struggling to think clearly. "If You Wanna Be Happy" is an ironic R.B.D.S.O.T.D.
"A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall,
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart.

"But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks meals on time,
And she'll always give you peace of mind.

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you…"

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