Neutral Man's farewell festivities on Saturday, Shakespeare in Jackson on Sunday, Reed and Cristina's wedding in Syracuse next weekend... humbug. I am a lazy, lazy man, kids, and right now my sitting-on-my-fat-arse is being severely curtailed. I love all the things I'll be doing the next few weekends, I just wish they could have been moved distantly spaced.

Pay me no mind, I always whine like this during these social streaks. Soon enough I'll once again be a recluse who never sees his friends and all will be right with the world.