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A public servant I really like is Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff. Look at him. Sunken eyes, hollow cheeks, and a haircut that bald men all over American should emulate. (You cannot have long hair like you did back in the '70s, you pathetic creeps, not if you don't have any hair left on top!) But seriously, look at the man. He looks like he's haunted. He looks like he hasn't slept in Bog knows how long. That's the kind of man I want running the vast, debatably Orwellian Department of Homeland Security. Fat man, rightly or wrongly, appear lazy. And I say this as a lazy fat man. Maybe lacking the discipline to control your diet or exercise properly has nothing to do with your professional competence or dedication to protecting this great nation, but who appears to be the more vigilant sentinel, Secretary Chertoff or the increasingly bulbous Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (R, IL)? In any event, I sleep better knowing Chertoff doesn't.