Skammentary: It will never work. She's too good for you. Yes, you; she's too good for you. (Skalternately: It will never work. He's too good for you. Yes, you; he's too good for you.)
"…That girl is way too good for me,
We'll break up before it starts,
She'll only tear my world apart,
Da na na na na na na na na!
"Pre-ex-girlfriend,
That girl is just too fine!
Pre-ex-girlfriend,
Leaving me behind!
"You might say she's everything,
Just before everything goes wrong,
She's sunshine and lightning,
She pulls at my heartstrings,
She's stunning and then she's gone…
"Watch her on the floor tonight,
Feel the crush she will incite,
Sparkable, she will ignite,
A beautiful sight!
Softer than the lightest snows,
Watch her as the moment slows,
In my face a door will close,
And there she goes.
Boy: "Oh, um, hi."
Girl: "Hi."
Boy: "I um, I was across the room—"
Girl: "Uh-huh."
Boy: "And I just looked over, and I saw you, and—"
Girl: "Yeah?"
Boy: "Um, I was wondering if—"
Girl: "Uh-huh?"
Boy: "Maybe you wanted to, uh, go do something?"
Girl: Um—no."
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