Elmo & Patsy, "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" via iTunes (The Last Jolly Man)
Commentary: Classics are not necessarily classy.
"When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof prints on forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back!
"Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe…"