Rude City Riot, "Victoria" from the Rude City Riot E.P. (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)
Skammentary:
"Nicky's date was shit,*.22 caliber. "Victoria" is a cautionary tale about the perils of our depraived culture, the ruins of the sexual revolution & irresponsible imbibing of alcohol.
So he decided to sit
And drink beer at the pub all night,
In the corner of his eye
A cougar stopped and said, 'Hi!'
She said, 'Hey, baby, do you have a light?'
"Well, Nicky was so drunk
His words just came out all a funk,
So she took him home with her for the night.
When he came to
There was a pistol, twenty-two*,
Cocked and pointed right between his eyes,
She said, 'Your money or your demise'…"
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