Genesee County All-Stars 1, Pi Kappa Alpha 0 (forfeit)
Son of a bitch! I wanted to play! Still, we had ten guys there, plus two Pikes; so, we had a five-on-five scrimmage, plus goalies. Regarding the scrimmage, let me say this: I would hate to have to play us. We are tough fuckers. True, we played rougher/cheated more than we would in a normal game, but either way we're stiff competitors. Tad is strong as hell at forward, and the Mountain occupies a ton of space on defense. Some of the teams I saw on Thursday, the other night teams from our divison play, appear to be formidable, but until tonight I had forgotten just how fearsome we can be. Our eventual victory is far from assured, but I say again that I would hate to have to play us. Tonight's All-Stars: Barkey, Sal, Martel, Lube, the Bald Mountain, Dave, Palmer, G, Tad, and I; missing: Purman and Keanu. Damn, it we all show up, we have almost enough for two whole squads. Next year, we only lose Sal, Martel, and me. Crap, we're losing a lot of offense with Kevin and possibly our best two-way middie in Sal; we'll just have to hope the kids can step up and maybe bring in some more new blood. I want the Genesee County All-Stars to be a dynasty that outlives my Methuselahesque tenure at Michigan. Still, the present demands my attention and soon we enter the playoffs with our first perfect record.

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