Seriously, fuck Amazon.com. My brother sent me a "Share the Love" discount, but those fucknuts wouldn't let me redeem it. Fuck them. I hope each and every employee of Amazon dies of the slowest, most painful form of cancer known to man. I hope they beg for the sweet release of death only to have their suffering prolonged again and again by advances in medical science. I hope they die alone and unloved, beyond hope, beyond prayer. All this misery because they wouldn't let me save ten bucks? No. All this misery because they made a promise they didn't keep. All this misery because they broke their word. Die, you bastards.