I'm taking Lifeguard Girl out to dinner tonight, and then we're going to see Personal Velocity. This will be the first time I've actually gotten to see one of Parker Posey's indie movies in a theater. I'd like to say we're going out on a date, but we're not. I owe her dinner. Why do I owe her dinner? Because I said, fine, I'll buy you dinner. Just like that and I owe her a debt. Life is such a strange enterprise. At the lifeguard thing last night she came up to me and gave me a big hug and said, "How've you been, big guy?" I make an impression on the most random people....

Dramatis Personae, Part II coming tomorrow or the next day. Sorry for the delay.